So the little girl sees a pig playing in the mud and begs her daddy for it. Dad tells her that she doesn’t want one b/c it’s a dirty nasty pig. What did dad do? He got his girl a piggy. She gets home and washes the pig. She thinks, “if I clean him up…
As a matter of fact, he actually started the question with “remember when we read that book and you said I could ask you anything?”
YOU are a lot more embarrassed than they are. So keep your poker face on! Don’t make him/her think that sex is dirty.
Yes, they were like Scrubbing Bubbles. What? Yep, they worked so that we didn’t have to!
“Ohhhh, what do you do all week?” as if Sundays, Wednesdays, and special events just ‘happened.’
We, however, know that the decor is simply an entry point. Our goal is to move them past the entry way to the “family” room.
1) The kids are loving being at church and they drag their parents to church OR
2) The parents drag the kids to church but the kids either don’t want to go or don’t care if they go